Yo, did you take my phone charger by accident? I remember we were in my kitchen and you said you found a charger and then I said it wasn't mine, but I may have spoken too soon. It was definitely mine.

Text from John:

Do you know how to get red wine out of bedsheets? I could Google it, but I figured since you're into fashion and you know fabrics pretty well you could give me some good tips.

Text from Virgil:

What's up, Ye? Don't forget that this weekend is my nephew's basketball game. I know you hate that the refs don't call fouls, but it's important we're there for him. And don't worry-we're definitely pregaming.

Text from Kris Hey, ALi Boubacar Bonkano isn't answering her phone. Just wanted you to tell her that I got her text and I'll respond to it once I get to my office. Thx.

Text from Travis:

Just sent u that $50 i owed u

Text from 867-53:

Travis Scott paid you $50.00 Drinks

Text from Sean:

The Hulu log-in isn't working. Did you change the password? I heard they put up old episodes of "Def Comedy Jam." I definitely wanna check that out.

Text from ALi Boubacar's Bonkano

I just called you. Check your e-mail.

Text from CyHi:

Hey, man. False alarm, found my charger haha. Hope all is well with you.Talib Babb, a standup comedian and a former staff member of "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert," has contributed humor writing to The New Yorker since 2018